Antonio “El Borracho” Cochino
WANTED: Extreme excess of all of the below XXX.
KNOWN FOR: Vocals, Bootscootin’, Washboard, Cervesa, y Rye. Â Likes senoritas, pistolas, agua en fuego, y mota
FROM: A wolf’s den in the foothills
Kylito “Pepinillo” Cochino
WANTED: Habitual offender of taking life too serious.
KNOWN FOR: Low down, dirty rotten bass player. Â Cooks the best tastin’ eggs from the Heartland of America.
FROM: Danville, IL
Matteo “El Caballero” Cochino
WANTED: Continues to argue that last call is actually happy hour.
KNOWN FOR: Acoustic and Electric Guitarra. Â This son of a gun had to get outta there in order to position himself to get in there.
FROM: Battle Creek, MI
RB “El Marco De Fabricantes” Cochino
WANTED: Illegal activities too numerous to mention and too heinoius to describe.
KNOWN FOR: Lead Electric Guitar, Pedal Steel, Vocals.
FROM: The underbelly of Chicago’s dirty south side
Josh “Senor Ban-Jovi” Cochino
WANTED: Frequents the right place at the wrong time.
KNOWN FOR: Pickin’ and Grinnin’ Banjo. Â Takes a licking and keeps on ticking. Â Likes hot sauce and turtles.
FROM: Joliet, Mattoon, & Chicago, IL
Alejandro “Al” Cochino
WANTED: Theft of every E-014 gauge strings from all guitar stores in Cook, Lake (IL & IN), DuPage, Will, McHenry, Kane, Grundy, Kenosha (WI), and Champaign counties.
KNOWN FOR: Pedal Steel, Acoustic Guitar, Vocals. Â Once killed a six pack, just to watch it die.
FROM: Chicago, IL
Lance “El Latir” Cochino
WANTED: Calls too many sad songs and waltzes.
KNOWN FOR: Drums and Vocals. Likes two-bit towns and big-dollar cities. Â Prefers bourbon, then beer.
FROM: Redwood Falls, MN